i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
holy shit this is perfect. spread this like wildfire!
I don’t think I can do any of these.
I can lol
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the person that goes running after them omfg
fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs
This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept
i KEEP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HOT LOOKING AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALL I CAN PICTURE IS THEIR STUPID VOICES
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABBS
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
A swarm of anchovies
A smelly smell that smells