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Mythology Asks

  • Anubis:

    How do you feel about death?

  • Atum:

    What are your greatest imperfections?

  • Bastet:

    Do you have any cats?

  • Hathor:

    What brings you joy?

  • Horus:

    What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

  • Osiris:

    Do you believe in the underworld?

  • Ra:

    Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

  • Thoth:

    Do you like to read/write?

  • Arawn:

    What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

  • Bran:

    How is your health?

  • Brighid:

    Tell us about your relationship with your father.

  • Cernunnos:

    What is your favorite animal?

  • Danu:

    What is your relationship with your mother?

  • Morrigan:

    What do you think happens when we die?

  • Olwen:

    What is your favorite flower?

  • Rhiannon:

    Have you ever been betrayed?

  • Bragi:

    What kind of music do you listen to?

  • Freya:

    Have you ever been in love?

  • Freyr:

    Do you have any children?

  • Hœnir:

    Are you a silent or talkative person?

  • Iounn:

    How old are you?

  • Loki:

    What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

  • Odin:

    What is your family like?

  • Thor:

    Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

  • Tree:

    What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

  • Aphrodite:

    What do you think of yourself?

  • Ares:

    Are you an easy person to anger?

  • Athena:

    Would you consider yourself an artist?

  • Apollo:

    Do you play any instruments?

  • Dionysus:

    Do you drink?

  • Hades:

    Do you have a bad reputation?

  • Hekate:

    Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

  • Hermes:

    Have you ever stolen anything?

  • Poseidon:

    Are you a moody person?

  • Zeus:

    Are you a confident person?

  • Jupiter:

    Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

  • Pluto:

    Where do you think we go when we die?

  • Apollo & Dianna:

    Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

  • Mars:

    Have you ever gotten into a fight?

  • Minerva:

    Do you generally give good advice?

  • Proserpine:

    Have you ever felt trapped?

  • Plutus:

    Do you have a job?

  • Venus:

    Have you ever had your heart broken?

  • Vesta:

    Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

  • Morpheus:

    Do you daydream often? Of what?

NSFW ASKS YEAH LET'S GET WEIRD

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

  • 2. Your 5 favourite spots to be stimulated.

  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?

  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?

  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

  • 14. Do you have any kinks?

  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?

  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?

  • 19. Do you like being naked?

  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?

  • 30. How often do you masturbate?

  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

  • 39. Do you ever go commando?

  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

  • 41. How big is your penis?

  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?

  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?

  • 44. How big are your breasts?

  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

  • 53. Do you like your butt?

  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

  • 63. Spit or swallow?

  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

  • 66. Do you "squirt?"

  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?

  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

  • 81. What are your favourite positions?

  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

  • 92. Have you have phone sex?

  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

  • 94. What's something you like about your body?

  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?

  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

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